So, it’s taken me over a week to post about my bottling experience. SORRY! I’m here now to describe the events. I first sanatized everything and laid it out on a sanitized drip tray:

Dripping dry to cleanliness
The night before, I sanitized my bottles by baking them in the oven. I had heard that it was possible this method could weaken the glass, and potentially cause the bottles to explode as they were conditioning. But really, I think the benefits outweighed the risks. By cooking them in the oven, all I had to do was occasionally raise the temperature until it hit 320 degrees, and then simply let them bake for 2 hours. All I had to do at that point is remember to turn off the oven before going to bed. Sanitizing 48 bottles with water and sanitizing solution seemed like too much of a hassle; I don’t even have a container that could have held all 48 bottles at once, and I didn’t have enough room to leave them to drip dry anyway. The oven was the easiest, least worrisome way. I took extra precautions with the oven, by very slowly raising up the temperature to 320 degrees over two hours. Then I let the bottles bake at that temp for two more hours. According to John Palmer, in his How to Brew book, this temperature for this amount of time will actually completely sterilize the bottles, rather than simply sanitize them. This was another reason that convinced me to go with baking; I reused all my bottles from beer that I had bought and drank, so I wanted to make sure any little beasties still left at the bottom were thoroughly gone. After the two hours, I shut off the oven, and let the bottles cool down over night and through until about 4 PM the next day.

A shot of the bottles, fully cooled
After everything was sanitized and dried, I cracked open the fermenter. A nice malty smell, with a bit of banana and apple. I put the fermenter up on a counter, placed the assembled bottling bucket just below the fermenter, filled up my vinyl tube with water, and started a siphon to move the beer into the bottling bucket:

Moving the beer
Here’s a good shot looking down into the fermenter. You can see the sediment left along the side of the bucket. If I remember correctly, that’s basically protein, waste, or other things that the yeast couldn’t fully process while it was turning the sugar in the original solution into alcohol.

Ring around the collar!
Finally, a shot of the bottling bucket filling up:

I was supposed to put a bit of newly boiled dried malt extract into the bottling bucket first. Once bottled, this additional sugar will allow the remaining yeast to ferment a bit more, thereby producing carbon dioxide, and carbonating the bottled beer. Unfortunately, I forgot to add the extra sugar until after I siphoned the new beer into the bucket. Hopefully, this won’t mess anything up.
The bottling bucket has a very useful spigot at the bottom of it. All I had to do to fill the bucket was put the bottle under the spigot, and turn the nozzle to fill. It wasn’t difficult, but took a while for all the bottles. To cap them, I had to use a crazy two handed lever contraption that looks like a cross between a medieval torture device and a two handled wine opener. Anyway, my hands were occupied during this, so I couldn’t take any pictures. The bottle capping went off mostly well, although I did crack one bottle because I put a little too much force into it. Oh well. You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

After the bottling. What a mess!
One of the most interesting things I noticed through this whole experience was the look of the bottom of the fermentation bucket. Once I moved almost all of the beer into the bottling bucket, and the siphon finally petered out, I saw that the entire bottom of the fermentation bucket was covered in about a quarter inch of yeast. At least, that’s what I’m guessing it was. It looked like someone just poured a ton of wet sand into the bottom of the bucket. It was very cool looking, and I’m sad now that I forgot to take a picture of it. Maybe next time!
Finally, a shot of my bottled beer:

All in all, I ended up with 46 full bottles of beer. If I hadn’t cracked one during bottling, I would have had 47.
The recipe says to wait at least two weeks (maybe even four) for the bottles to age and carbonate. I almost weakened tonight and cracked one open, but my willpower prevailed at the last moment.
Tune in next week for the first tasting.